Once upon a time there lived a boy so full of love that he was CRAZY. Don't get me wrong, he wasn't "insane," he was just crazy with cuteness.

All though he had this unimaginable amount of love to give, he was lonely and by himself in this world because he didn't have anybody to share his love.

Being depressed, made him eat, so he spent most of his time devouring mass quantities of food. Anything from rainforest tree bark to the salmon stalks, depleting the world's natural resources... Yes, that is mighty depressed.

Everyday he made a trip to the local wishing pond and wished and wished for someone he could carve his and hers initials into a tree, expressing their everlasting and mutual love for eternity.

After his strenuous trip to the wishing pond he would then usually eat more.

One day after making his usual wish at the wishing pond, a magical midget scruffy horse appeared before him. The magical midget scruffy horse told him "there is someone as special as you out there, but you must search high and low for her to be able to carve yours and hers initials into a tree trunk, expressing your everlasting and mutual love for eachother.

So he searched high and low, from one corner of the Earth to the other...

He even searched under Oreo cows!!!

He finally made it to Stonehenge where he stopped to stand on a giant burnt marshmallow...

...when he saw a girl sitting on another giant burnt marshmallow at Stonehenge, and she said "come here beautiful boy"

She looked like an angel so he did.

So they sat on a giant burnt marshmallow at Stonehenge together and fell in love.

So he asked her "will you be my valentine?" and she said "yes".

Then they carved their initials into a tree to express their everlasting and mutual love for all eternity, just like the magical midget scruffy horse had promised.

And they knew they would be together 'forever'.

So that was the story of him and his Valentine.

Love Jesse.